You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
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Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
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the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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