alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
