me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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