You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
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What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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