I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
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Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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