Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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