We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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