I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Life is so much better after having sex.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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