How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
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I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
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…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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