He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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