All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
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We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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