We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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