i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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