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thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
there is glitter all over my balls
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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