Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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