No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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