We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
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THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
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