Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
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just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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