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i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
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What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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