I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
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I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
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whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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