What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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