got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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