She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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