its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
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long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
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Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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