You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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