how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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