just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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