ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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