You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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