Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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