sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
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Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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