Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
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I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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