Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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