She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
id be glad to
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
A+ Viking dick
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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