party gras won. party gras always wins.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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