Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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