Do vagina's smell?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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