I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
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just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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