But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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