People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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