I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
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My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
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Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
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