i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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