it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I am one with the molecules
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Randomize
