FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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