i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Ladies don't puke and tell
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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