I wish I could punch you in the face.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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