Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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