Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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