He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
wow bdsm is so cute
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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