the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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