I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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