I need help removing her.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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