By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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