He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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