Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
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Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
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Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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