they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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